Funny Facebook Status Quotes about Sarcastic


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DopeySwaggz
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Suggest Revision: Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
 
valdovinos1015
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Suggest Revision: Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
 
Anahitaparsa
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Suggest Revision: Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: Slut jokes are just whoreable.
 
valorek
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Suggest Revision: Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.
 
ckcharlie56
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Suggest Revision: I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
 
Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.
ckcharlie56
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.
 
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
ckcharlie56
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Suggest Revision: On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
 
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
ckcharlie56
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
 
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Being sarcastic is a kind of satire that if taken in a lighter vein is healthy and witty. But when it crosses the limit and tends to wound the feelings of other people, it takes an ugly turn. For instance, this quote can be taken lightly and laughed off” you were looking good from afar…now you are far from looking good”. Another one says, “Sometimes I need what only you can provide—your absence “. Being sarcastic is a nice and subtle way of telling others what you really think of them. It conveys the message very clearly albeit strongly but nevertheless the other person is able to understand your opinions about him or her. But there is another angle to being sarcastic. Some people say it is a defense against being stupid and sarcasm hides stupidity. There are any politicians who have given sarcastic comments on others. Read these interesting quotes on being sarcastic.
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