Funny Facebook Status Quotes about Witty


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r0yal
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Suggest Revision: When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
 
Juan913
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Suggest Revision: The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
 
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Suggest Revision: All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
 
alexjones2
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Suggest Revision: One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
 
james_johnson
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Suggest Revision: Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
 
bantidas78
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Suggest Revision: Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
 
Lexi_Rose
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Suggest Revision: Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
 
Becca21
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Suggest Revision: OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
 
Becca21
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Suggest Revision: Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
 
Becca21
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Suggest Revision: What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
 
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A witty person is any person who possesses a sharp mind which is quite vigilant and receptive. Witty people can grasp things quickly and have a great intellect or sense of understanding. Witty people can even associate two objects or entities which hardly have any relation and surprise everyone with the kind of association that they establish. According to George Dennison Prentice, “A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.” A witty person is a man of genius who has a great sense of humor and repartee. He often comes with humorous and amusing sayings which sound good to the ear and you tend to appreciate the person for all the wit and intellect that he has to offer. According to Irvin S. Cobb, “A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.”
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