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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.

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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.

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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...

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Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.

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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?

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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.

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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.

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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you btch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE DCK IN MY MOUTH!'	780 up, 282 down

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Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked.	1985 up, 219 down

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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.	2384 up, 430 down

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Face book, the brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg, is becoming a rage these days. Every face book user can vent out all that he has in mind and share what is on his mind through his status message on his face book account’s wall. A witty face book status is the one which has a lot of wit and humour. It is basically a witty message which originates in the mind of the person who shares it with others on his wall. Messages which are authentic and purely genuine have more wit than the ones which follow the grapevine and are just being circulated. Witty messages are the brainchild of someone who is witty too and has lots of brain and talking sense. In the words of Will Wright, “In an online community, there's this kind of social economy between the community members. Some people have status because they make cool skins or that's a good website that's visited a lot, but there's no real game play there.”