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All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.

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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.

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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.

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Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman.

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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful.

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Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.

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I got expelled from the public library for putting all the 'Women's Rights' books in the fiction section.

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The difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with a terrorist.	353 up, 162 down

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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.

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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.	635 up, 193 down

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Women, is the plural form of the term woman, which in essence means that women are a group of the female species of human in their adulthood. Women are different from their counterpart of Men in the human species in many different ways. Not only are women the only gender in the human race that are able to deliver children, women are different anatomically compared to their male counterparts. In many cultures women play different roles than Men because of their gender, and even though in many cultures the education gap between Men and Women is significant, in many cultures it is not, and women are treated as equals as they should be. Women have not been treated as equals in most of history, but as society is changing women are receiving the equal treatment in which they deserve. As Pauline Reage stated “Woman ... is the divine object, violated, endlessly sacrificed yet always reborn, whose only joy, achieved through a subtle interplay of images, lies in contemplation of herself.”