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Funny Facebook Status Quotes About Women
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12 Funny Facebook Status quotes tagged with Women.
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman.
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The only 'B' word you should call a woman is beautiful. bi...es love to be called beautiful.
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Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
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I got expelled from the public library for putting all the 'Women's Rights' books in the fiction section.
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The difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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I don't get nervous if I'm surrounded by beautiful women. I know they're all too busy hating each other to notice me.
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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