Funny Marriage Quotes about Marriage


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Pacifiersucker
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out...
 
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Suggest Revision: Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels on it that say 'This is Will's leftover chicken' or whatever. And if you touch it, yeah, I get livid.
 
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Suggest Revision: Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?'
 
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Suggest Revision: Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk?
 
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Suggest Revision: W.I.F.E = Washing, Ironing, F*cking, Etc.
 
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Suggest Revision: 'I Love My Wife' bumper stickers are strictly for men who were caught cheating.
 
Tzaroh
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Suggest Revision: The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
 
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Suggest Revision: My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
 
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Marriage is the formal union of a man and a woman, in which they become husband and wife. It is an institution which acknowledges or accepts relationship between people who get quite intimate and close to each other. Marriages get solemnised through a wedding ceremony or matrimony. When you get married to someone, you make a public declaration of commitment to that person. Marriages can survive the test of time and stretch to eternity if there is great faith, trust and understanding between the married couple. Dissolution of marriage is also allowed by certain cultures. This dissolution is known as a divorce which required settlement between the male and the female who decide to call it quits and part ways. Enid Bagnold had once remarked, “In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.”
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