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Funny New Years Resolution Quotes About New Year Resolutions
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8 Funny New Years Resolution quotes tagged with New Year Resolutions.
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions.
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year.
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I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2012.
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This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.
Zach Galifianakis
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I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.
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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Mark Twain
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