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I washed my car yesterday but it feels like today because I never went to sleep yet! It's really clean! & I also washed my clothes & folded them! & towels & things like that too! & the bed sheets & pillow sheets & protectors! & also my ass & penis & body/body parts & mouth & things like that! You should have seen me & joined me! but I guess it wasn't fate! oh, I know it wasn't fate! It's late now! to some people it is early & to some it's early & late! & to some it's neither early/late! I also suspected Saturday that J.J./Jeri, neighbor no. 5, was inspecting/looking obsessively at my car because it was dirty due to all the pollen &/dirt &/grass &/dust! I had just washed it & rarely drove it but being outside it got dirty fast, like in a day & then with rain & the dirties it got even more dirty but now it is clean! I think her & her family were pleasured by the fact it was dirty/covered with all that stuff because they're jealous! And maybe they took pictures.... - Joshua Aaron Guillory
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Suggest Revision: I washed my car yesterday but it feels like today because I never went to sleep yet! It's really clean! & I also washed my clothes & folded them! & towels & things like that too! & the bed sheets & pillow sheets & protectors! & also my ass & penis & body/body parts & mouth & things like that! You should have seen me & joined me! but I guess it wasn't fate! oh, I know it wasn't fate! It's late now! to some people it is early & to some it's early & late! & to some it's neither early/late! I also suspected Saturday that J.J./Jeri, neighbor no. 5, was inspecting/looking obsessively at my car because it was dirty due to all the pollen &/dirt &/grass &/dust! I had just washed it & rarely drove it but being outside it got dirty fast, like in a day & then with rain & the dirties it got even more dirty but now it is clean! I think her & her family were pleasured by the fact it was dirty/covered with all that stuff because they're jealous! And maybe they took pictures.... - Joshua Aaron Guillory
  
hedonistforlife
I washed by car yesterday but it feels like today because I never went to sleep yet! It's really clean! & I also washed my clothes & folded them! & towels & things like that too! & the bed sheets & pillow sheets & protectors! & also my ass & penis & body/body parts & mouth & things like that! You should have seen me & joined me! but I guess it wasn't fate! oh, I know it wasn't fate! It's late now! to some people it is early & to some it's early & late! & to some it's neither early/late! I also suspected Saturday that J.J./Jeri, neighbor no. 5, was inspecting/looking obsessively at my car because it was dirty due to all the pollen &/dirt &/grass &/dust! I had just washed it & rarely drove it but being outside it got dirty fast, like in a day & then with rain & the dirties it got even more dirty but now it is clean! I think her & her family were pleasured by the fact it was dirty/covered with all that stuff because they're jealous! And maybe they took pictures.... - Joshua Aaron Guillory
 Joshua Aaron Guillory quotes  | added by: hedonistforlife
Suggest Revision: I washed by car yesterday but it feels like today because I never went to sleep yet! It's really clean! & I also washed my clothes & folded them! & towels & things like that too! & the bed sheets & pillow sheets & protectors! & also my ass & penis & body/body parts & mouth & things like that! You should have seen me & joined me! but I guess it wasn't fate! oh, I know it wasn't fate! It's late now! to some people it is early & to some it's early & late! & to some it's neither early/late! I also suspected Saturday that J.J./Jeri, neighbor no. 5, was inspecting/looking obsessively at my car because it was dirty due to all the pollen &/dirt &/grass &/dust! I had just washed it & rarely drove it but being outside it got dirty fast, like in a day & then with rain & the dirties it got even more dirty but now it is clean! I think her & her family were pleasured by the fact it was dirty/covered with all that stuff because they're jealous! And maybe they took pictures.... - Joshua Aaron Guillory
  
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