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You see, the way my bank account is set up...

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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

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And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer is, if someone was feeding him answers, couldn't they be able to feed him better ones than he came up with?

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A mind is like a parachute. If it doesn't open, you're fucked!

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"I love the movie previews... you know... Why is it whenever you're watching a movie preview you always feel like you have to comment on it to the person you're with? 'Yeah... I'm not gonna see that movie. I'm gonna wait for that on VIDEO.' I mean when you think about it, it's just a commercial for the movie. You know, you never sit at home watching tv-- "Yeah... I'm not buying that cereal. I don't like cereals with raisins in 'em. ...What's your take on that commercial? Where you goin'?"

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A mind is like a parachute. If it doesn't open, you're fucked!

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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' ...Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! ...What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who) No one knows what it's like... to be a dustbin... in Shafsbry... with hooligans...' What the HELL are you talkin' ab

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"I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy's like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!' ...You know like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you're wasting HIS time. 'Let's go buddy! Holland tunnel!' '...Uh..I-I was just going to the store... I didn't realize it was my shift. Well, let's see... the Holland Tunnel is in my ass... alright?"

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A pinch of comedy is essential in our daily life to get rid of the monotonous routine. Real comedy has the power to make the most serious person laugh. Comedy is categorized into two - one that is based on language and the other that needs no language. The second category is universal and can be enjoyed by people of all languages, countries or continents. A life without comedy is unimaginable because humans are the only beings capable of laughing. This is the biggest gift and asset offered by the Almighty and it is left to humans to make the best out of it. Ironically, those who have a good sense of humor have faced more troubles and hardships in life than others. A comedian’s life is invariably filled with tragedies as in the case of Charlie Chaplin where he suffered a lot in his childhood. So, we see that to enjoy or make comedy, your life need not be joyful but you can make others happy and enjoy the comedy. Quotes on comedy are aplenty and send them to your friends to have a lighter moment.

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