Humor Quotes about Death


Total: 12 Quotes
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
 Funny quotes   Death quotes   Science quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.
 
Shag-fu
 Woody Allen quotes  | added by: Shag-fu
 Death And Dying quotes   Humor quotes   Funny quotes 
Suggest Revision: I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens
 
When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...
Guardian
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Guardian
 Funny quotes   Death quotes   Dark quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...
 
summer_kisses
 Unknown quotes  | added by: summer_kisses
 Sleep quotes   Death quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: If I died in my sleep, you can actually say that I died doing what I loved.
 
summer_kisses
 Unknown quotes  | added by: summer_kisses
 Facebook Status quotes   Death quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: When I die I want my tombstone to say 'BRB'
 
summer_kisses
 Truman Capote quotes  | added by: summer_kisses
 Humor quotes   Suicide quotes   Death quotes   Depression quotes 
Suggest Revision: When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. ,
 
summer_kisses
 Ogden Nash quotes  | added by: summer_kisses
 Life quotes   Humor quotes   Relaxation Death quotes 
Suggest Revision: Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull. / Suppose you were, you silly seagull. / Could you explain it to your she-gull?
 
summer_kisses
 Truman Capote quotes  | added by: summer_kisses
 Humor quotes   Suicide quotes   Death quotes   Depression quotes 
Suggest Revision: When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. ,
 
summer_kisses
 Truman Capote quotes  | added by: summer_kisses
 Humor quotes   Suicide quotes   Death quotes   Depression quotes 
Suggest Revision: When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. ,
 
summer_kisses
 Marc Lampe quotes  | added by: summer_kisses
 Death quotes   Life quotes   Humor quotes   Relaxation quotes 
Suggest Revision: Life is short, wear tropical shirts.
 
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Death means the end of life. Death is something that can happen all of a sudden, or it may be due to some long time suffering. Death can occur any time as a result of an accident too. This is what makes it all the more undesirable. Sudden demise of anyone forces us to believe the fact that death can happen to anyone, at the most unexpected times. “For that is born, death is certain, and for the dead, birth is certain. So, grieve not over something that is unavoidable.” This is a quote from Bhagwad Gita, one of the holy books of the Hindus. Death happens to everyone who is alive, at different points of time. People attach the theory of Karma to death. Someone who does good deeds during his lifetime goes to heaven, which is considered to be the abode of angels. On the other hand, someone who indulged in vices and lead an unscrupulous life, is sent to hell, which is the place inhabited by all evil souls.
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