Humor Quotes about Facebook Status


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GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
 Facebook quotes   Facebook Status quotes   Women quotes   Age quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
 
NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
 
NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
 Clever Facebook Status quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes   Boys quotes   Dating quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
 
Beckie-Arianne
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Beckie-Arianne
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Suggest Revision: Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Joslan quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
 Facebook Status quotes   Technology quotes   Humor quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Joslan quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
 Facebook Status quotes   Texting quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: I hate when people dont watch where Im going when Im walking and texting.
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Josland quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
 Addiction quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
 
shinlovesyou
 Unknown quotes  | added by: shinlovesyou
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Addiction quotes   Humor quotes   Silly quotes 
Suggest Revision: I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
 
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