Humor Quotes about Funny Facebook Status


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ted
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
 
r0yal
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Suggest Revision: When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
 
Juan913
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Suggest Revision: The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
 
NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Josland quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
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Suggest Revision: You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
 
shinlovesyou
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Suggest Revision: I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
 
epiccredos
 Mwaaba Mugala quotes  | added by: epiccredos
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Suggest Revision: Be careful who you tell a secret, some peoples' way of keeping secrets is posting them on Facebook.
 
NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
 Patience quotes   Humor quotes   Funny quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
 
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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
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