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Total: 11 Quotes

Admit it, the only thing that can make your lazy butt get up is when your laptop says 10% Battery Remaining.

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Organization is for people who are too lazy to look for their stuff.

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I'd rather beat my remote to make it work than change the batteries.

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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.

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Three reasons you should stand up: to stretch, you need to go somewhere, or you are the real slim shady.

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If there was an award for laziness I'd probably send somebody else to pick it up for me.

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Lazy is a very strong word, I like to call it 'selective participation.'

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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

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Sometimes I do smart things. Sometimes I do dumb things. Most of the time I don't do anything.

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Laziness means not doing work or making no effort. Laziness also involves procrastinating and delaying ventures. Laziness never helps rather it makes you very unpunctual. You even become obese and lethargic since you don’t want to spend energy in doing any kind of work or effort. Lazy people can never become successful because their life is all messed up and lacks discipline. There is nothing orderly in their life. Life becomes haphazard and disorganized for a lazy person. Laziness is a secret ingredient that goes into the recipe of failure. In the words of Lord Chesterfield, “Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no laziness, and no procrastination: never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.” Failure is not the only punishment that we get for laziness, but what hurts more is the success of others.

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