Humor Quotes about Marriage


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GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
 
GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
 
ritusagoo
 Ritu Ghatourey quotes  | added by: ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .
 
ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
 
ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: DAUGHTER what is marriage: MOM: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore........
 
NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
 
Crackpot
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
 
Zaira_Swan
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Suggest Revision: True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
 
Araba
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Suggest Revision: A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
 
nishah1917
 Hussein Nishah quotes  | added by: nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
 
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Marriage is the formal union of a man and a woman, in which they become husband and wife. It is an institution which acknowledges or accepts relationship between people who get quite intimate and close to each other. Marriages get solemnised through a wedding ceremony or matrimony. When you get married to someone, you make a public declaration of commitment to that person. Marriages can survive the test of time and stretch to eternity if there is great faith, trust and understanding between the married couple. Dissolution of marriage is also allowed by certain cultures. This dissolution is known as a divorce which required settlement between the male and the female who decide to call it quits and part ways. Enid Bagnold had once remarked, “In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.”
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