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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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The pesimist says: it cannot get any worse. The optimist joyfully exclaims: yes, it can!
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...
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Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.
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Life is a reality without a rubber.
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Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
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Life has been described by many people in different ways ranging from; life is short make it sweet to more serious ones like; life is like a dream, even before we realize it vanishes and so on. The various perspectives of life depend upon the beholder, how they enjoy it or decry it. But as a whole, this mankind is a precious gift offered to us that can be used either way.

Life can be made more useful by taking inspiration from quotes like the ones given below and life gives us every chance to rectify our mistakes-big or small. Life is full of experiments and we all learn by mistakes. These quotes are useful for those who take life seriously and thus they should make an attempt to enjoy it whereas it also finds great use for those who are depressed in life and draw inspiration to make the life more meaningful and bright.
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