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Hussein Nishah Humor Quotes
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30 entries tagged Humor quotes by Hussein Nishah.
Last updated Mar 2024
Hussein Nishah Topics
Effort
Treatment
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Value
Uncertainty
Change Of Plans
Live For Today
Things Happen For A Reason
Forget The Past
Future
Dont Look Back
Karma
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Perception
Opinion
Confession
Feelings
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Life Is Too Short
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Experience
Failure
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Anti-bullying
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Hypocrisy
Giving Up
Failed Relationships
People
Respect
Acceptance
Confidence
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Past
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No Regrets
Mistakes
Life
Sin
Keeping It Real
Judgement
Letting Go
Better Off Without You
Past Friends
Past Love
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
Hussein Nishah
554 Likes
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
350 Likes
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
303 Likes
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I don't understand people who say they need more Me Time. What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body
Hussein Nishah
83 Likes
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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Hussein Nishah
278 Likes
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In movies when ever people go under the sea I hold my breath, I almost died in Finding Nemo.
Hussein Nishah
483 Likes
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You cant put a price tag on love. But if you could, Id wait for it to go on sale
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89 Likes
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A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home
Hussein Nishah
113 Likes
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When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way.
Hussein Nishah
409 Likes
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Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to.
Hussein Nishah
348 Likes
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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
Hussein Nishah
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My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right.
Hussein Nishah
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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Hussein Nishah
88 Likes
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The best advice I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
Hussein Nishah
169 Likes
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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does.
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50 Likes
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I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.
Hussein Nishah
19 Likes
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
Hussein Nishah
855 Likes
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When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with.
Hussein Nishah
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Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises
Hussein Nishah
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I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home.
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