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I.R.I.S_121 quotes Collection of quotes added by I.R.I.S_121. I.R.I.S_121 Quotes About:  Funny   Sense Of Humor   Broken Heart   Falling Out Of Love   Empty   Humor   And True   Keeping It Real   Funny Facebook Status  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 14 Quotes A blond goes to a store and asks the cashier, can I buy that TV? no. why not? because your blond. seriously why not? because its a MICROWAVE!! 1 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: I.R.I.S_121  Funny quotes   Sense Of Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Be WARNED... my TELL ALL Button is located right beside my GO AHEAD & PISS ME OFF BUTTON So if U & your secrets feel lucky, by all means, START PUSHING! 1 up, 0 down  Iris Thomas quotes  | added by: I.R.I.S_121  Funny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Today Rawr does not mean I love you in Dinosaur, Today It means Back the Hell up. 1 up, 0 down  Iris Thomas quotes  | added by: I.R.I.S_121  Funny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Never underestimate me & mistake my silence as my surrender...That is just the sound of me RELOADING 2 up, 0 down  Iris Thomas quotes  | added by: I.R.I.S_121  Funny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I am locking myself in my room, really it is for your own safety... 1 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: I.R.I.S_121  Funny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Don't call me an alcoholic, they drink everyday, I drink every night, I am a PROFESSIONAL!!! GET IT RIGHT!! 1 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: I.R.I.S_121  Funny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in. 1 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: I.R.I.S_121  Funny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu! 1 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: I.R.I.S_121  Funny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Looks like Facebook and myspace got divorced but Facebook got the all the kids :) 1 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: I.R.I.S_121  Funny quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail One day a girl looked at my boyfriend.... she was like... oh eye candy! I looked at her like she was prey... sorry candy shop's closed... 2 up, 0 down  Iris Thomas quotes  | added by: I.R.I.S_121  Keeping It Real quotes   Funny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   Next

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