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Jack Benny Quotes & Sayings
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17 entries tagged including 11 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
Jack Benny Topics
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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Modesty is my best quality
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Gags die, humor doesn't
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Gags die, humor doesn't
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
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Modesty is my best quality.
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It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
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If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
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Gags die, humor doesn't.
Jack Benny
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
Jack Benny
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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