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James_johnson quotes Collection of quotes added by James_johnson. James_johnson Quotes About:  Being Forgotten   Lies   Heartbroken   Betrayal   It Is What It Is   Work   Laziness   Happy Friday   Funny Friday   Funny   Lazy   Heartbreak   Writing   Music   Advertising   Business   Driving   Advice   Losing   Memory   Irony   Being Annoyed   Monday   Clever Facebook Status   Babies   Creative   Facebook Status   Men And Women   Understanding   It Is What It Is   Twitter   Conversation   Facebook   Birthday Wishes   Parents   Children   Shit Happens   Hoes   Insults   Shit Talking   Tears   Emotions   Expression   Inspiring   Life   Living   Meaning   Maturity   Change   Being Immature  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 55 Quotes I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning. 267 up, 49 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Funny quotes   Monday quotes   Hoes quotes   Insults quotes   Shit Talking quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I don't hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it. 193 up, 10 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Mean quotes   Sarcastic quotes   I Hate You quotes   Fuck Off quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I'm not saying she's a slut but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head. 245 up, 63 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Hoes quotes   Insults quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food. 287 up, 121 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes   Food quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My sex life is like a Ferrari...I don't have a Ferrari. 169 up, 25 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Clever Facebook Status quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Sex quotes   Absence quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sad thing is: When they say 'forever' they mean, until they find someone better. 124 up, 4 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Being Forgotten quotes   Lies quotes   Heartbroken quotes   Betrayal quotes   It Is What It Is quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail That awkward moment when your 'friends' don't invite you to something. 120 up, 14 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Bad Friends quotes   Being Ignored quotes   Feeling Lonely quotes   Being Forgotten quotes   It Is What It Is quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Best Pick Up Line: Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no. 173 up, 73 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Pick Up Lines quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status. 129 up, 29 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Facebook Status quotes   Tears quotes   Emotions quotes   Expression quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either. 120 up, 27 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson  Work quotes   Laziness quotes   Happy Friday quotes   Funny Friday quotes   Funny quotes   Lazy quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   3   4   5   6   Next

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