Jay Leno Funny Quotes & Sayings


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Suggest Revision: Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
 
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Suggest Revision: A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
 
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Suggest Revision: Politics is just show business for ugly people.
 
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Suggest Revision: NBC - no body cares.
 
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Suggest Revision: The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
 
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Suggest Revision: Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous substances. Not in Iraq, in Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.
 
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Suggest Revision: My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
 
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