Jokes Quotes about Funny Facebook Status


Total: 13 Quotes
raquel_cates
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Swag quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
 
mut817
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Twitter quotes   Valentines Day quotes   Silly quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
 
valdovinos1015
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Being Fat quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
 
ted
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
 
state-of-mind27
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony.....the rattle snake died.
 
ted
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Sleep quotes   Dreams quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
 
ted
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Hoes quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Slut jokes are just whoreable.
 
seandixon
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Mom quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
 
ckcharlie56
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
 
ckcharlie56
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Short quotes   Funny quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
 
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