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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.

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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.

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A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.

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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

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Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Wife: Yours is bigger than all your friends.

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Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

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Marriage is the formal union of a man and a woman, in which they become husband and wife. It is an institution which acknowledges or accepts relationship between people who get quite intimate and close to each other. Marriages get solemnised through a wedding ceremony or matrimony. When you get married to someone, you make a public declaration of commitment to that person. Marriages can survive the test of time and stretch to eternity if there is great faith, trust and understanding between the married couple. Dissolution of marriage is also allowed by certain cultures. This dissolution is known as a divorce which required settlement between the male and the female who decide to call it quits and part ways. Enid Bagnold had once remarked, “In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.”