Keeping It Real Quotes about Funny Facebook Status


Total: 18 Quotes
oketa_ojok
 Oketa Ojok quotes  | added by: oketa_ojok
 Humor quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
 
Tanya_Bianco
 Tanya Bianco quotes  | added by: Tanya_Bianco
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   People quotes   Stupidity quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
 
seandixon
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sexkeeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: We should watch a movie. And by 'watch a movie' I mean we should fuck each other senseless while a movie plays in the background.
 
claudiaowens
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Bed quotes   Affection quotes   Keeping It Real It Is What It Is quotes 
Suggest Revision: Spooning For girls: A nice, warm and cozy cuddle. For guys: A dead arm, a face full of hair and a awkward boner that you can't do anything about.
 
Justin
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people.
 
Justin
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   America quotes   It Is What It Is quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball.
 
blasian_beauty
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Ghetto quotes   People quotes   Broke Nigga quotes   Keeping It Real quotes   Being Broke quotes 
Suggest Revision: Ghetto people always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford; Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Child support.
 
pinklips
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Television quotes   Reality quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.
 
Oh, you're a model? What's your agency? Instagram...
pinklips
 Unknown quotes  | added by: pinklips
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Keeping It Real quotes   Instagram quotes 
Suggest Revision: Oh, you're a model? What's your agency? Instagram...
 
Faira_Here
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Men quotes   Sex quotes   Humor quotes   Keeping It Real quotes   It Is What It Is quotes 
Suggest Revision: Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.
 
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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
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