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Keeping It Real Quotes About Humor
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18 Keeping It Real quotes tagged with Humor.
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I let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because I dont want the person to know I'm ignoring them.
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I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the iPhone chargers a few feet longer.
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Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
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I'd rather leave my house without pants than without my phone.
Hussein Nishah
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Facebook is like boys, once you understand them they change.
Hussein Nishah
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If teachers can't teach every subject, why do students have to Iearn them all?
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I don't care what anybody says, if google can't find it, you're fu..ed.
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If they put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we'd find them in about 15 minutes!
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Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.
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If you have to wake me up to ask me for something, the answer is automatically, 'No!'
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If your password is your name...you deserve to be hacked.
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I'm still waiting for the, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' episode on Mythbusters.
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I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google.
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As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less...'
Lemony Snicket
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There are three sizes of condoms: Small, Medium and Liar.
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Typing 'LOL' when your face has less expression than a brick.
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'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.
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Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
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