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Life will never be some happily-ever-after Disney movie. Shit happens.

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The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night.

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Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

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I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the same side of the towel I dried my butt off with.	370 up, 66 down

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There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.	413 up, 30 down

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My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

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You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

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People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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If shit happens, kill the person responsible.

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Shit happens is a common phrase of American slang that is used to describe the imperfections that seem to happen on a regular basis in life. Life is full of perfect imperfections, and a lot of times when something can go wrong in life, it will. We have to live our lives preparing and planning, always hoping for the best, but always prepared for the worst. When we come to a point in our lives in which we realize that shit happens, or that things will happen in our lives that are just completely out of our control, we will be way better off than we ever were before. The phrase shit happens is popular worldwide and was even fictitiously created in the movie “Forrest Gump” when the main character of Forrest Gump played by Tom Hanks stepped in a dog’s bowel and told a passerby this famous line in explanation as to why he wasn’t concerned that he stepped in it.