Keeping It Real Quotes about Witty Facebook Status


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Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Witty Facebook Status quotes   Facebook quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Facebook Status quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Joslan quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
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Suggest Revision: Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
 
Bryan27
 Bryan Burden quotes  | added by: Bryan27
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Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame ass dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
 
FreeMind
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Suggest Revision: The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel gay about it.
 
RelatableQuotes
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Suggest Revision: Judge me and I will prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and ill tell you off. Tell me I'm not worth and watch where I end up. call me a bitch and I'll show you one. fuck me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy but you really have no idea. :)~
 
sarahlove585
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Suggest Revision: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
 
heavenly_heather
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 Witty Facebook Status quotes   Drama Queen quotes   Annoying People quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
 
SylindaBenson
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Suggest Revision: Dear Boys, Being a dick isnt going to make yours bigger. Just saying.
 
dannyx
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Suggest Revision: If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
 
seandixon
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Suggest Revision: Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then?
 
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Face book, the brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg, is becoming a rage these days. Every face book user can vent out all that he has in mind and share what is on his mind through his status message on his face book account’s wall. A witty face book status is the one which has a lot of wit and humour. It is basically a witty message which originates in the mind of the person who shares it with others on his wall. Messages which are authentic and purely genuine have more wit than the ones which follow the grapevine and are just being circulated. Witty messages are the brainchild of someone who is witty too and has lots of brain and talking sense. In the words of Will Wright, “In an online community, there's this kind of social economy between the community members. Some people have status because they make cool skins or that's a good website that's visited a lot, but there's no real game play there.”
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