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You didn't want to be my friend in elementary school. You didn't want to be my friend in junior high school. And you certainly weren't my friend in high school. Why on Earth do you want to be my Facebook friend today?
William E Lewis Jr
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Life is much like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems so busy in 'Updating' their own.
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Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.
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I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
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If you make a wish at 11:11 on 11/11/11 it will come true. Provided that your wish was to waste seconds of your life.
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Tomorrow is 11/11/11 but I've changed my opinion on luck, because something that will always be stronger than luck is faith.
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My life will never be complete until I've walked away from an explosion in slow motion
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Oh. Dishes are dirty? never mind, I prefer starving.
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Using 'you only live once' to make your decision.
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I hate it when other people's hair tickles me.
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Sex before marriage is wrong? Would you buy a car without test driving it?
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When everything on the internet is dead, and you're forced to do something productive.
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Today's sh..ty attitude by me is proudly sponsored by my alarm clock.
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No. Standing as close to me as you possibly can, will not make the line move faster.
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I can remember something that happened three years ago but not five minutes ago.
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I stand in the shower aimlessly for ages just because its warm.
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Apparently, if you laugh for 24 hours straight you get a six-pack. New life goal? I think so.
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Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm.
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Screaming "Your not my real LADDER!" at your Step ladder.
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Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch.
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