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Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.

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Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the birds what I'm capable of.	761 up, 107 down

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I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.	880 up, 100 down

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Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.	1286 up, 127 down

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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'	2070 up, 298 down

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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.	630 up, 193 down

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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.	1749 up, 354 down

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.	405 up, 140 down

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Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.	447 up, 135 down

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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."