Mark Twain Funny Quotes & Sayings


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Suggest Revision: The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
 
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Suggest Revision: Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
 
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Suggest Revision: Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
 
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Suggest Revision: Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
 
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Suggest Revision: The report of my death was an exaggeration.
 
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Suggest Revision: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
 
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Suggest Revision: Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
 
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Suggest Revision: Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
 
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Suggest Revision: Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.
 
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Suggest Revision: Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
 
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