Mark Twain Women Quotes & Sayings


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Suggest Revision: While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
 
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 Mark Twain quotes 
Suggest Revision: What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
 
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 Mark Twain quotes 
Suggest Revision: Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
 
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Suggest Revision: Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
 
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Suggest Revision: The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.
 
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Suggest Revision: God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.
 
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Suggest Revision: There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger who tried to reason the matter out and find this beauty would fail
 
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