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Suggest Revision: In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?'
 
Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.
 
A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!
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Suggest Revision: A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!
 
A man yells at his wife
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Suggest Revision: A man yells at his wife
 
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