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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.

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You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .

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Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.

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My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye.

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A person who surrenders when hes WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if hes RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.

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Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.

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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

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DAUGHTER what is marriage: MOM: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore........

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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.

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