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Marriage Quotes About Humor

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12 Marriage quotes tagged with Humor.

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I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.

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Gay marriage needs to be legalized, cause I would watch the sh.. out of some gay divorce court.

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Disney movies also taught me that my main goal in life, is to find a fu..ing prince and marry him.

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In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'

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For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

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My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk.

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If I ever find myself in North Carolina I shall marry a man just to feel safe.

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Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk?

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They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.

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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.

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I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.

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