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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.

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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.

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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.

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This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday.

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'Thank God It's Monday!' said no one ever...

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Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays.

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Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.

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If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...

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Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday?

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Featured Quote: "When I miss you, I don't have to go far...I just have to look inside my heart because that's where I'll find you."

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Saturday, March 8

Face book provides all its users with a platform to speak their mind. Face book users can share their thoughts, views and opinions with other members, whom they have added as their friend. The best part about face book status is it can vary as per the mood of the face book user. He or she can express his or her joy, happiness, grief, sorrow or any kind of feeling or emotion that is currently being felt. Face book status is just a means by which all the face book users indicate their “Status Quo” or their present state of affairs to all their friends and connected users. In the words of Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.” Face book status is one attractive feature of face book. If any friend likes your face book status, then he or she can express his appreciation for the status by using the “like option”.