Monday Quotes about Funny Facebook Status


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LuNaTiC
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Suggest Revision: If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
 
ted
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Suggest Revision: I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
 
seandixon
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Suggest Revision: If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...
 
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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
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