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28 Parents quotes tagged with Funny.

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Babies are such amazing creations, they put up with all our nonsense and we keep believing that we are amazing parents.

Hermann J Steinherr

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Having one child makes you a parent; having two youare referee

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Roses are red violets are blue if your parents said that you are beautiful they're lying you.

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History always tells a story... That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer!

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That awkward moment when your mom thinks you have an attitude, when all you did was answer her question.

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By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.

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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!

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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.

My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.

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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

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The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants.

William Shakespeare

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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Rodney Dangerfield

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And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.

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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

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