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Parents Quotes About Funny
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....
Jack Nicholson
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Bob Hope
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My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
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Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
Kelly Osbourne
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Joe Namath
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Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
Billy Connolly
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