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Suggest Revision: Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
 
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Suggest Revision: Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
 
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Suggest Revision: No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...
 
If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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Suggest Revision: If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
 
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