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Suggest Revision: There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sorry your freshman 15 turned out to be an unwanted pregnancy.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
 
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Suggest Revision: I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.
 
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Suggest Revision: Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.
 
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Suggest Revision: Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
 
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Suggest Revision: Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4.
 
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