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My girlfriend is always reading too much into things. Like my love letter to her sister for example.
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Reading a book. It's like a Kindle, for idiots.
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If you can't go to sleep quickly, I suggest reading a school textbook in bed. I guarantee you will be out in 5 minutes or less.
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100% of the people reading this are alive.
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Some of the best proof reading is done in the 50 microseconds after you hit 'send.'
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, so they can see the cover.
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A library is a place where you can lose your innocence without losing your virginity.
Germaine Greer
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My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual.
Gloria Steinem
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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