Robert Orben Funny Quotes & Sayings


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 Robert Orben quotes 
Suggest Revision: Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
 
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 Robert Orben quotes 
Suggest Revision: Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
 
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 Robert Orben quotes 
Suggest Revision: Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
 
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 Robert Orben quotes 
Suggest Revision: Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
 
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 Robert Orben quotes 
Suggest Revision: Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
 
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 Robert Orben quotes 
Suggest Revision: Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
 
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