Rodney Dangerfield Jokes Quotes & Sayings


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 Rodney Dangerfield quotes 
Suggest Revision: I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
 
 Rodney Dangerfield quotes 
 Rodney Dangerfield quotes 
Suggest Revision: With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
 
 Rodney Dangerfield quotes 
 Rodney Dangerfield quotes 
Suggest Revision: Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
 
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Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
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