Running Quotes about Funny


Total: 11 Quotes
 Robin Williams quotes 
 Funny quotes   Running quotes 
Suggest Revision: I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.
 
 Erma Bombeck quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
 
 Jumbo Elliott quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.
 
 Johnny Gray quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I'm going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school race to win my last race.
 
 Steve Jones quotes 
 Funny quotes   Running quotes 
Suggest Revision: If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a board and knock me down, because that means I didnt run hard enough.
 
 Peter Maher quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to be strong today?'
 
 Will Rogers quotes 
 Funny quotes   Running quotes 
Suggest Revision: We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
 
 Mike Royko quotes 
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Suggest Revision: It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him.
 
 Rita Rudner quotes 
 Funny quotes   Running quotes 
Suggest Revision: I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
 
 Unknown quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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