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Seandixon quotes Collection of quotes added by Seandixon. Seandixon Quotes About:  Funny Facebook Status   Halloween   Religion   Irony   Summer   Drinking   Rules   Summertime   Alcohol   Funny   Weekend   Reality   Clever Facebook Status   Grammar   Sex   Party   Exercise   Children   Being Fat   Alcohol   Summertime   Facebook Status   Annoying People   Leave Me Alone   Fuck Off   End Of Summer   Driving   Police   Sarcastic   Facebook   Sarcasm   Sarcastic Life   Happy Friday   Being Drunk   Embarrassment   Food   Restaurant   Classroom   School   College   Being Annoyed   Accidents   Men   Monday   Suspicion   Anxiety   Theft   Funny   Sales   Fear  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 79 Quotes Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?' 349 up, 53 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Communication quotes   Talking quotes   Conversation quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then? 328 up, 35 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes   Bitchy quotes   Shit Talking quotes   Keeping It Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses. 301 up, 29 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Shit Talking quotes   Hoes quotes   Attention quotes   Keeping It Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it. 278 up, 48 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Clever Facebook Status quotes   Grammar quotes   Sex quotes  favorite   Show Comments (1) 0 up, 0 down shajufriend can anybdy explain tis Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My ex wanna work it out, bitch, try yoga. 236 up, 15 down  Lil Wayne quotes  | added by: seandixon  Yoga quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. 265 up, 73 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Girlfriend quotes   Being Drunk quotes   Drinking quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail If you're Happy and you know it thank your ex! 222 up, 34 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Ex Girlfriend quotes   Ex Boyfriend quotes   Happiness quotes   Thankfulness quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Real women are strong, resilient, independent, loyal and lovable...One thing about them is they know they deserve better. 200 up, 36 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Strong Women quotes   Real Woman quotes   Independent Women quotes   A Real Woman quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type. 224 up, 64 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Drinking quotes   Ugliness quotes  favorite   Show Comments (1) 0 up, 0 down alexagraceV that girl will nearly look like his type of girl if he is drunk, he needs to drink 8 beers..is it ryt? :) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail The awkward moment when Justin Bieber's entire childhood was recorded and I can't even find a video of my first birthday. 212 up, 60 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Childhood quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   3   4   5   6  ...  8   Next

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