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Seandixon quotes Collection of quotes added by Seandixon. Seandixon Quotes About:  Funny Facebook Status   Halloween   Religion   Irony   Summer   Drinking   Rules   Summertime   Alcohol   Funny   Weekend   Reality   Clever Facebook Status   Grammar   Sex   Party   Exercise   Children   Being Fat   Alcohol   Summertime   Facebook Status   Annoying People   Leave Me Alone   Fuck Off   End Of Summer   Driving   Police   Sarcastic   Facebook   Sarcasm   Sarcastic Life   Happy Friday   Being Drunk   Embarrassment   Food   Restaurant   Classroom   School   College   Being Annoyed   Accidents   Men   Monday   Suspicion   Anxiety   Theft   Funny   Sales   Fear  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 79 Quotes I hate Monday because Monday hates me. 43 up, 39 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Monday quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail That one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody uses... 28 up, 1 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Mystery quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat. 61 up, 72 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Monday quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I didn't text you...but Vodka texted you. 21 up, 8 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Being Drunk quotes   Accidents quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I don't trust people who smile before 9 AM. 70 up, 34 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Trust No One quotes   Smiling quotes   Good Morning quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail We don't have to have sex, let's just get naked and see what happens. 81 up, 27 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Pick Up Lines quotes   Sex quotes   Dirty Pick Up Lines quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China. 213 up, 68 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Police quotes   Jobs quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I'm not saying she's a slut, but if you kicked her in the vagina, you'd lose a shoe. 136 up, 18 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Hoes quotes   Shit Talking quotes   Insults quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror. 36 up, 14 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Being Drunk quotes   Driving quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I hate people who say 'Age is just a number'...Age is clearly a word. 134 up, 21 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Age quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features!   Previous   1  2  3   4   5   6   7  ...  8   Next

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