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Seandixon Being Drunk quotes Seandixon quotes » Being Drunk quotes Seandixon Quotes About:  Funny Facebook Status   Halloween   Religion   Irony   Summer   Drinking   Rules   Summertime   Alcohol   Funny   Weekend   Reality   Clever Facebook Status   Grammar   Sex   Party   Exercise   Children   Being Fat   Alcohol   Summertime   Facebook Status   Annoying People   Leave Me Alone   Fuck Off   End Of Summer   Driving   Police   Sarcastic   Facebook   Sarcasm   Sarcastic Life   Happy Friday   Being Drunk   Embarrassment   Food   Restaurant   Classroom   School   College   Being Annoyed   Accidents   Men   Monday   Suspicion   Anxiety   Theft   Funny   Sales   Fear  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 5 Quotes I didn't text you...but Vodka texted you. 21 up, 8 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Being Drunk quotes   Accidents quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror. 36 up, 14 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Being Drunk quotes   Driving quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes. 22 up, 15 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Being Drunk quotes   Accidents quotes   Regrets quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself. 65 up, 42 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Happy Friday quotes   Weekend quotes   Being Drunk quotes   Embarrassment quotes  favorite   Show Comments (1) 1 up, 0 down koffikazi Its Fuckin Friday no Bitches left behind.. Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. 265 up, 73 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Girlfriend quotes   Being Drunk quotes   Drinking quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1

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