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Seandixon Drinking quotes Seandixon quotes » Drinking quotes Seandixon Quotes About:  Funny Facebook Status   Halloween   Religion   Irony   Summer   Rules   Summertime   Alcohol   Funny   Weekend   Reality   Clever Facebook Status   Grammar   Sex   Party   Exercise   Children   Being Fat   Alcohol   Summertime   Facebook Status   Annoying People   Leave Me Alone   Fuck Off   End Of Summer   Driving   Police   Sarcastic   Facebook   Sarcasm   Sarcastic Life   Happy Friday   Being Drunk   Embarrassment   Food   Restaurant   Classroom   School   College   Being Annoyed   Accidents   Men   Monday   Suspicion   Anxiety   Theft   Funny   Sales   Fear  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 10 Quotes It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as if I need a reason. 24 up, 10 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Drinking quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror. 84 up, 22 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Smart Alec quotes   Drinking quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Summer Drinking Rule number 6: If someone buys you a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it. 17 up, 10 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Summer quotes   Drinking quotes   Rules quotes   Alcohol quotes   Summertime quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it. 22 up, 13 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Summer quotes   Drinking quotes   Rules quotes   Party quotes   Summertime quotes   Alcohol quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. 24 up, 12 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Summer quotes   Drinking quotes   Rules quotes   Summertime quotes   Alcohol quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Summer Drinking Rule number 3: Margaritas count as your daily serving of fruit. 20 up, 10 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Summer quotes   Drinking quotes   Rules quotes   Summertime quotes   Alcohol quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday. 40 up, 25 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Drinking quotes   Weekend quotes   Reality quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others. 21 up, 13 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Summer quotes   Drinking quotes   Rules quotes   Summertime quotes   Alcohol quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type. 224 up, 64 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Drinking quotes   Ugliness quotes  favorite   Show Comments (1) 0 up, 0 down alexagraceV that girl will nearly look like his type of girl if he is drunk, he needs to drink 8 beers..is it ryt? :) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. 265 up, 73 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Girlfriend quotes   Being Drunk quotes   Drinking quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1

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