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Seandixon Facebook quotes Seandixon quotes » Facebook quotes Seandixon Quotes About:  Funny Facebook Status   Halloween   Religion   Irony   Summer   Drinking   Rules   Summertime   Alcohol   Funny   Weekend   Reality   Clever Facebook Status   Grammar   Sex   Party   Exercise   Children   Being Fat   Alcohol   Summertime   Facebook Status   Annoying People   Leave Me Alone   Fuck Off   End Of Summer   Driving   Police   Sarcastic   Sarcasm   Sarcastic Life   Happy Friday   Being Drunk   Embarrassment   Food   Restaurant   Classroom   School   College   Being Annoyed   Accidents   Men   Monday   Suspicion   Anxiety   Theft   Funny   Sales   Fear  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 31 Quotes I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more time to sleep. 78 up, 29 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Good Morning quotes   Being Tired quotes   Sleep quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as if I need a reason. 24 up, 10 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Drinking quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Paranormal Activity 4: Because people are stupid enough to pay to watch the same movie a fourth time. 41 up, 14 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Witty Facebook Status quotes   Movies quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail We should watch a movie. And by 'watch a movie' I mean we should fuck each other senseless while a movie plays in the background. 244 up, 210 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sexkeeping It Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China. 213 up, 68 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Police quotes   Jobs quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes. 22 up, 15 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Being Drunk quotes   Accidents quotes   Regrets quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail It's always awesome when my blinker matches the beat of the song on the radio. 29 up, 5 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Music quotes   Driving quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail The Worst Feeling: Seeing a cop car make a u-turn behind you. 42 up, 7 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Police quotes   Fear quotes   Anxiety quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there... 31 up, 3 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Suspicion quotes   Anxiety quotes   Theft quotes    Funny quotes   Sales quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you. 78 up, 91 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Men quotes   Funny quotes   Monday quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   3   4   Next

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