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Seandixon Funny quotes Seandixon quotes » Funny quotes Seandixon Quotes About:  Facebook Status   End Of Summer   Annoying People   Leave Me Alone   Fuck Off   Summer   Drinking   Rules   Alcohol   Summertime   Exercise   Children   Being Fat   Party   Summertime   Alcohol   Clever Facebook Status   Grammar   Sex   Weekend   Reality   Funny Facebook Status   Halloween   Religion   Irony   Ugliness   Food   Hunger   Childhood   Short   Jokes   It Is What It Is   Survival   Monday   Monday   Race   Being Confused   Mom   Friends With Benefits   Lust   Keeping It Real   Girlfriend   Being Drunk   Humor   Women   Shit Talking   Drama   Inventions   Ex Girlfriend  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 33 Quotes My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror. 87 up, 24 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Smart Alec quotes   Drinking quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader. 32 up, 5 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Halloween quotes  favorite   Show Comments (1) 0 up, 0 down TheMilkMaid Nice! Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail We should watch a movie. And by 'watch a movie' I mean we should fuck each other senseless while a movie plays in the background. 254 up, 213 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sexkeeping It Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout. 71 up, 19 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Music quotes   Fitness quotes   Humor quotes   Funny Workout quotes   Fitness Jokes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I hate Monday because Monday hates me. 43 up, 39 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Monday quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat. 62 up, 73 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Monday quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China. 216 up, 70 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Police quotes   Jobs quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I hate people who say 'Age is just a number'...Age is clearly a word. 136 up, 21 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Age quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there... 31 up, 3 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Suspicion quotes   Anxiety quotes   Theft quotes    Funny quotes   Sales quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you. 79 up, 91 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Men quotes   Funny quotes   Monday quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail

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