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Seandixon Funny Facebook Status quotes Seandixon quotes » Funny Facebook Status quotes Seandixon Quotes About:  Funny Facebook Status   Halloween   Religion   Irony   Summer   Drinking   Rules   Summertime   Alcohol   Funny   Weekend   Reality   Clever Facebook Status   Grammar   Sex   Party   Exercise   Children   Being Fat   Alcohol   Summertime   Facebook Status   Annoying People   Leave Me Alone   Fuck Off   End Of Summer   Driving   Police   Sarcastic   Facebook   Sarcasm   Sarcastic Life   Happy Friday   Being Drunk   Embarrassment   Food   Restaurant   Classroom   School   College   Being Annoyed   Accidents   Men   Monday   Suspicion   Anxiety   Theft   Funny   Sales   Fear  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 15 Quotes We should watch a movie. And by 'watch a movie' I mean we should fuck each other senseless while a movie plays in the background. 244 up, 211 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sexkeeping It Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China. 213 up, 68 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Police quotes   Jobs quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex I was having with you in my head. 184 up, 76 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sex quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors. 299 up, 155 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Halloween quotes   Religion quotes   Irony quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type. 224 up, 64 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Drinking quotes   Ugliness quotes  favorite   Show Comments (1) 0 up, 0 down alexagraceV that girl will nearly look like his type of girl if he is drunk, he needs to drink 8 beers..is it ryt? :) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me. 162 up, 123 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Food quotes   Hunger quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail The awkward moment when Justin Bieber's entire childhood was recorded and I can't even find a video of my first birthday. 212 up, 60 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Childhood quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system. 139 up, 151 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   It Is What It Is quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob... 124 up, 112 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sex quotes   Monday quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail The most common phrase in China: 'Hey! You look familiar!' 212 up, 71 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Race quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   Next

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