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Seandixon Monday quotes Seandixon quotes » Monday quotes Seandixon Quotes About:  Funny Facebook Status   Halloween   Religion   Irony   Summer   Drinking   Rules   Summertime   Alcohol   Funny   Weekend   Reality   Clever Facebook Status   Grammar   Sex   Party   Exercise   Children   Being Fat   Alcohol   Summertime   Facebook Status   Annoying People   Leave Me Alone   Fuck Off   End Of Summer   Driving   Police   Sarcastic   Facebook   Sarcasm   Sarcastic Life   Happy Friday   Being Drunk   Embarrassment   Food   Restaurant   Classroom   School   College   Being Annoyed   Accidents   Men   Suspicion   Anxiety   Theft   Funny   Sales   Fear  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 5 Quotes I hate Monday because Monday hates me. 43 up, 39 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Monday quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat. 61 up, 72 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny quotes   Monday quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you. 78 up, 91 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Men quotes   Funny quotes   Monday quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday. 105 up, 23 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Facebook Status quotes   Survival quotes   Funny quotes   Monday quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob... 124 up, 112 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: seandixon  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sex quotes   Monday quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1

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